1. 18:19 21st Aug 2014

    Notes: 29

    Reblogged from itsalwaysb

    itsalwaysb:

Emilie just called me at work to talk about her last meeting. Although she might tell you she works at DUI she does not.. because that’s not an actual job or place. She basiclly meets with people for an evaluation after they get a DUI and isntructs them on the next steps. Her last meeting was a man that got a DUI on a Pedicycle. 

A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle.
A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle. 
A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle. 
A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle. 

You’re welcome.

    itsalwaysb:

    Emilie just called me at work to talk about her last meeting. Although she might tell you she works at DUI she does not.. because that’s not an actual job or place. She basiclly meets with people for an evaluation after they get a DUI and isntructs them on the next steps. Her last meeting was a man that got a DUI on a Pedicycle.

    A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle.
    A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle.
    A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle.
    A guy got a DUI on a Pedicycle.

    You’re welcome.

     
  2. 21:39 15th Aug 2014

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    You can’t spell “smother” with out “mother”

    You can’t spell “smother” with out “mother”

     
  3. 23:15 14th Aug 2014

    Notes: 17

    Reblogged from largesunglasses

    I’m ready for Labor Day weekend.

    largesunglasses:

    I get to meet itsalwaysb AND pointlessinformation! I have a countdown going and I couldn’t be more excited!

    It’s gonna be great!

     
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    #tbt typical #crazywhispyhair #inatree

    #tbt typical #crazywhispyhair #inatree

     
  5. Guys look at his smile.

     
  6. 22:02

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    Tags: goldenselfie

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    #goldenselfie

    #goldenselfie

     
  7. 19:16 11th Aug 2014

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    Guys… Remember when I said David Spade instead of Kate Spade?

    Guys… Remember when I said David Spade instead of Kate Spade?

     
  8. What does it mean if your therapist tells you that you should write a book?

     
  9. 12:46

    Notes: 289

    Reblogged from pointlessinformation

    Tags: tortoiseturtlesharkshark week

    pointlessinformation:

    This is what happens when you bring your tortoise to college.

    In honor of shark week. I give you Owen the tortoise shark.

     
  10. 08:37

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    Tags: turtletortoise

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    My Owen #turtle #tortoise

    My Owen #turtle #tortoise