1. A Case of Who Done It

    I came home today to find my bedside table lamp knocked on the ground with the shade is broke.

    I have 2 suspects.

    Suspect #1

    Who: Sophie Sue Davis

    What: A Black Domestic Short Hair Feline

    Why: Because she can. Spite. Clumsiness.

    How: She was screwing around, and lacking the normal grace of other felines, swayed her hips and oops the lamp went down. OR She is just plain rude and did the old paw swipe because she’s pissed I ran out of wet food.

    Suspect #2

    Who: Owen Theodore Davis

    What: A Red-Footed Tortoise

    Why: Ignorance of size. Accident.

    How: Doing is normal daily apartment laps, like one of those geriatric mall walkers, he found himself stuck. He often finds himself in these conundrums, seeing as to he is unaware that he keeps getting bigger, and can’t fit in places he used to (that’s what she said). He got himself stuck under my bedside table, panicked, and used his brute strength to lift the table- causing an earthquake-like affect when released and the table falls back causing the lamp to fall.

    Who done it?

     
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    Beautiful fall day #blackcat #silhouette #window #blueskies

    Beautiful fall day #blackcat #silhouette #window #blueskies

     
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    I tried to raise them to love their bodies. To embrace their different sizes. But sometimes media influences are too strong to fight. #stopthemadness #allaboutthatbass #bodyimage #owenthetortoise #sophiethecat #cat #tortoise

    I tried to raise them to love their bodies. To embrace their different sizes. But sometimes media influences are too strong to fight. #stopthemadness #allaboutthatbass #bodyimage #owenthetortoise #sophiethecat #cat #tortoise

     
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    My life. #singleforever #acceptit

    My life. #singleforever #acceptit

     
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    Tags: manayunkstreatfestival

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    Sunday Funday at its best. Good food. Good weather. Good drinks. Good company. #manayunk #strEATfestival

    Sunday Funday at its best. Good food. Good weather. Good drinks. Good company. #manayunk #strEATfestival

     
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    Only a little disturbing #agirlobssessed #kisses @lifebyliz

    Only a little disturbing #agirlobssessed #kisses @lifebyliz

     
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    E-dog with O-man @elainetherock #owenthetortoise #tortoise

    E-dog with O-man @elainetherock #owenthetortoise #tortoise

     
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    I 💜 this Dog #remy #golden #snuggles

    I 💜 this Dog #remy #golden #snuggles

     
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    She’s just extra cute today #sophiethecat #angryorchard #cat

    She’s just extra cute today #sophiethecat #angryorchard #cat